tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2013684534258017305.post3744156297003875005..comments2023-12-26T19:12:37.638+08:00Comments on Jigsaw's Thoughts: Need a Laugh?Juliehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06506274310934059070noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2013684534258017305.post-32602459412257467632010-02-09T16:00:08.546+08:002010-02-09T16:00:08.546+08:00rofl ZerCoolrofl <b>ZerCool</b>Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06506274310934059070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2013684534258017305.post-5061999648211415452010-02-09T14:31:24.872+08:002010-02-09T14:31:24.872+08:00A member on a forum I frequent posted this gem las...A member on a forum I frequent posted this gem last week - and I believe it to be true.<br />----------------------<br />Jr. and I took another one of our road trips this weekend. I took yesterday off and the plan was visit the CMP (Civilian Markmanship Program) in Anniston,Ala, on Friday, stay at Desota State Park in Ft. Payne, Ala. on Friday night, go by Trade Day early Saturday in Collinsville, Ala. (a very large flea market,antique,livestock sale), zip across Lookout Mountain to Rome, Ga. for an antique bottle show, and then try to get to Birmingham for at least an hour or two of the Alabama Collectors Assn. show. All of these objectives were met even though we didn't get to Birmingham until 4 a.m.<br /><br />Even though we bought two carbines, a Nazi marked rare Astra, a minty five inch,five screw .38 M&P pre 10, (thanks to my FFL Machine Gun Mike faxing over a copy of his FFL) and several antique bottles, that isn't what this thread is about.<br /><br />Last night somewhere between Anniston and Ft. Payne we found a real nice all you can eat Mexican restaurant .I had all I could eat with a cold beer or three on the side. Best salsa I've had in a long time. I got up this morning and had three gourmet cups of motel type coffee just before discovering the breakfast buffet at the state park. I always eat too much on this trips and this one was no exception. The breakfast was really good.<br /><br />We left Ft. Payne and went to Collinsville. It was wet,cold, and windy and most of the vendors didn't show up. Jr. and I walked around and looked at the booths of the ones who did come and as we started to leave I was struck by Montezuma's revenge. I can only imagine how a woman feels when the "baby turns" and I told Jr. what the problem was and he said he would go warm up the truck. I found relief nearby at what I would call one of the strangest restrooms I've ever seen. It was marked "boys" on the door. It looked sort of normal on the outside, but after hurriedly entering the contraption I noticed it looked like something that had been whacked off a motor home or camper. It had a little tiny toilet, little tiny sink, and little tiny shower. I don't know what the shower was for.<br /><br />I got inside and managed to find a place to hang my jacket. I squeezed down onto the toilet (I'm 6'2, 280) and as I sat down my knees touched the sink. As all kinds of bad things began to happen somebody began to bang on the door. I managed to yell "occupied!" but the banging continued on the door. I knew this would probably take awhile and I yelled back through the door that "you might want to look somewhere else!" The banging on the door continued. The misery and the banging continued for a few more minutes until I was finally able to get my pants up, put my coat back on, wash my hands in the tiny sink and flush the tiny toilet.<br /><br />I couldn't tell exactly what the guy outside the toilet was saying but he did seem to be in a hurry. As I was unlocking the toilet door I noticed that the toilet was stopped up and was starting to overflow. It wasn't pleasant in there at all. As I opened the door, the doorbanger rushed in cursing me about "hogging the toilet" (he didn't say it that nice) and I could hear him locking the door as he gagged. I noticed a hasp and a padlock on the outside of the toilet after he slammed the door and decided that if he wanted to be in there that bad I would let him stay there for awhile. I locked the door from the outside. Maybe he's out by now. I don't care. I yelled back through the door "if you want to beat on the door, do it from the inside!"<br /><br />I got back to the truck pretty fast and told Jr. we needed to go now.ZerCoolhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08347518441827166007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2013684534258017305.post-40083178525186188662010-02-06T14:36:27.199+08:002010-02-06T14:36:27.199+08:00You should've said (in the Terminator voice) &...You should've said (in the Terminator voice) "I'll be back."OrangeNeckhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09155086699188282321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2013684534258017305.post-4208524302702667922010-02-05T11:36:30.655+08:002010-02-05T11:36:30.655+08:00Julie ....he he he so funny I nearly wet my knic...Julie ....he he he so funny I nearly wet my knickersBeryshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11212789317062084236noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2013684534258017305.post-42501918719371805532010-02-05T02:32:42.427+08:002010-02-05T02:32:42.427+08:00Never be caught on a C-124 on an extended flight a...Never be caught on a C-124 on an extended flight after consuming a large portion of sausage, beans and rice---Louisiana style. C-124s weren't known as "Old Shakey" without reason.Crucishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15441911110953212619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2013684534258017305.post-23876272398808874962010-02-04T22:55:39.576+08:002010-02-04T22:55:39.576+08:00hey, this is Urso. thanks I needed the laugh.hey, this is Urso. thanks I needed the laugh.SewerDwellerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05783264005006417842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2013684534258017305.post-66105206789226753552010-02-04T22:27:04.627+08:002010-02-04T22:27:04.627+08:00Oh man... :-)Oh man... :-)Old NFOhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16404197287935017147noreply@blogger.com