Friday, January 9, 2009

JOKE: Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in
the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times?

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him?

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'Oh
s**t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

5 comments:

Berys said...

Julie ..I laughed so hard at your little story , I nearly had an accident in my pants ..read it out to Hubby and yes then had the accident hehehehe Berys xx

shrinkingkatt said...

That was so funny.

Ness said...

Hehehehe, that gave Ken a laugh too!! :-)

Old NFO said...

Good one Julie :-) Y'all aren't quite as goody, goody two shoes as y'all try to portray yourselves :-)

Julie said...

hehehe Jim, you obviously missed the word "JOKE" at the start ... me, I don't like margaritas (more than that i'm not saying!).