The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in
the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times?
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him?
(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said 'Oh
s**t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.
5 comments:
Julie ..I laughed so hard at your little story , I nearly had an accident in my pants ..read it out to Hubby and yes then had the accident hehehehe Berys xx
That was so funny.
Hehehehe, that gave Ken a laugh too!! :-)
Good one Julie :-) Y'all aren't quite as goody, goody two shoes as y'all try to portray yourselves :-)
hehehe Jim, you obviously missed the word "JOKE" at the start ... me, I don't like margaritas (more than that i'm not saying!).
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