Mr A. Parody
Author: “Eats, Shites
and Leaves”
February 29,
2012
Dear Mr
Parody
I
have taken your advise and I will not never use double negatives. I will not repeat myself and avoid being
repetitive. I will no indulge in
sesquipedalian lexical constructions. I
will not over use exclamation marks!!! And again I will not repeat myself or
say again what I have said before.
I
know a man with a wooden leg named Smith too!!!
Have
you ever asked yourself “Why when the stars are out they can be seen but when
the lights are out they can’t be seen?”
The
Inglish language iz annoying that’s a guarantee becoz it cause koass for
foreners and not foreners.
Has
it ever occurred to you … that feet smell and noses run? Why the human race will not win the race
against time?
Why
is it that you can walk down a road even if it does uphill? Why people sit down
in the day and sit up in the night?
Yes,
exaggerating is a million times worse than understatement.
Always
employ the vernacular!!!
Regards your loyal reader,
[Redacted]
(Note: All misspellings
and incorrect grammar are from the book)
I was impressed.
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