This is for OldNFO (Not that I'm saying anything by this)

... and the rest of you might like it too ...

New Rules for Old Farts

• If you think “Occupy” is a verb and not a noun, you are an old fart.
• If you just want to be left alone, you are an old fart.
• If you remember when only sailors had tattoos, you are an old fart.
• If you know how to spell, you are an old fart.
• If you know how to get there better than that GPS contraption, you are an old fart.
• If you’ve ever felt shame, you are an old fart.
• If you know how to fix mechanical devices, you are an old fart.
• If you’ve ever gotten on an airplane without first being searched, you are an old fart.
• If you remember when tech support answered without an accent, you are an old fart.
• If you know what VHS stands for, you are an old fart.
• If you ever smoked a cigarette on an airplane, you are an old fart.
• If you still think there are only two genders, you are an old fart.

 More can be found here.

(Found via The Ultimate Answer to Kings)