Friday, March 16, 2012

This is for OldNFO (Not that I'm saying anything by this)


... and the rest of you might like it too ...

New Rules for Old Farts
  • If you think “Occupy” is a verb and not a noun, you are an old fart.
  • If you just want to be left alone, you are an old fart.
  • If you remember when only sailors had tattoos, you are an old fart.
  • If you know how to spell, you are an old fart.
  • If you know how to get there better than that GPS contraption, you are an old fart.
  • If you’ve ever felt shame, you are an old fart.
  • If you know how to fix mechanical devices, you are an old fart.
  • If you’ve ever gotten on an airplane without first being searched, you are an old fart.
  • If you remember when tech support answered without an accent, you are an old fart.
  • If you know what VHS stands for, you are an old fart.
  • If you ever smoked a cigarette on an airplane, you are an old fart.
  • If you still think there are only two genders, you are an old fart.

 More can be found here.

5 comments:

Crucis said...

If you can remember when the national speed limit was 55mph, you're and Old Fart.

If you can remember riding your bike to school---without a helmet, in the road, and with your BB gun across the handlebars, you're and Old Fart.

Crucis said...

I see my spellchecker struck again. :-(

Old NFO said...

Hey, I 'resemble' those... :-)

Mulligan said...

wow I'm old

Morris said...

Well, since I can tick all but one of those, I'm definitely a paid-up card carrying member of the Old Farts Club.. :P